If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
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