My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
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I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
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I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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