Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
Why are your pants in the freezer?
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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