Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
My Adderall prescription says to take my recommended dose and throw away any leftover pills. Why don't more prescriptions come with jokes like this?
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
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