i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
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in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
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Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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