You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
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Come see our sink grown plant.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
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we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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