yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
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high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
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I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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