She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
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just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
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My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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