Are we in a gay sports bar?
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
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Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
Just invented taco cereal.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
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You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face