I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
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