Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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