North Korea, Best Korea!
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
this morning i woke up under the kitchen table. i went to my room and there was an inflatable whale in my bed with a banana duct taped to where its penis should be. there were trails of cheez-its around my apartment and i found $67 in the crotch of my underwear. im guessing i had a very happy birthday.
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I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
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After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
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