She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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