She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
What a dumb baby whore.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
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