she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
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She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
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I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
Come share oat with me in your robe
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
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we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
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