I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
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