If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
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I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
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Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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