Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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