Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
Randomize
