i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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