he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
Randomize
