I want to make a zoo with you.
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
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