I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
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We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
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I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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