But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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