Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
In America we eat man semen.
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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