There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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