Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
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Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
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Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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