if you like me you must not know who I am
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
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Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
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I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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