I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
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all she had left on were here heels. phone five
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
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Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
I can feel your judgement through the phone
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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