whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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