ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
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Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
You need Xanax blowdarts
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
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You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
things i am: 1) still drunk 2) still wearing my leopard onesie 3) still gonna make my 9am lecture despite the odds CAN I GET A HIGH FIVE
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