porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
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