Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
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Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
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I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
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