How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
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