Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
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there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
So squirting runs in the family.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
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This is classic penis vs brain.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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