i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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