you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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