Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
can u get pink eye on your cock?
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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