Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
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I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
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The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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