i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
You need Xanax blowdarts
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
Randomize
