Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
Randomize
