Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
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almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
And the cops told us we were all naked.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
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Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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