This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
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