That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
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