Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
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Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
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I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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