Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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