I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
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Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
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Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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