im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
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My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
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He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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