that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
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I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
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HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
πππ what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
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