Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
Randomize
