North Korea, Best Korea!
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
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