i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
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