the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
It was a blind-side dick pic.
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