If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
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A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
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6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
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