we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
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I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
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How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
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