Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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