Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
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What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
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Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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